1. this week I have learnt:

    - do not be nice to people

    - the good guys never win

    - the bad boys always win

    - how it feels to be fucked and then fucked over due to all of the above

    - that halloumi cheese is good

    - that if you drink and smoke andĀ loads you will die

    - that I am brilliant at making magazines

    and some other stuff.