January 2012
43 posts
baby you gotta get under to get over
i just had sex with a pirate and i aint even fucking about
lachknscratch:
how i wished it would be about me
it is always the best people that are so bad for you.
ain’t it funny how sometimes you fall out of love with people or loose a friendship but you still know more or less everything about them.
this week I have learnt:
- do not be nice to people
- the good guys never win
- the bad boys always win
- how it feels to be fucked and then fucked over due to all of the above
- that halloumi cheese is good
- that if you drink and smoke and loads you will die
- that I am brilliant at making magazines
and some other stuff.
she’s living it up in another dreary disco town
LOLA: Big Up The Lady Margaret →
lolamagazine:
by Laura Nicholls
A big fashion inspiration this side of the New Year is the new movie ‘The Iron Lady’ where the darrrrling Meryl Streep undertakes the role of the Lady Margaret Thatcher our nations one and only woman Prime Minister. The tailored suits, the colour blue and the power of…
Let me fuck the World off just for you
Rachel's Easter-Egg-Dick-Theory
Sometimes, you recieve a dick like you receive an Easter egg at Easter. Its all Cadbury goodness on the outside and you crack it open and inside there are NO BUTTONS. You expect buttons but there are NO BUTTONS. It is small and lacking ANY BUTTONS.
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note to self: stop messing around with boys who have girlfriends. it is not big or clever. they will always want you more when they can’t have you. STOP BEING THE OTHER WOMAN.
laid in bed with someone and pretending to be in love
She is just like the weather, can't hold it...
Today’s diet has consisted of fanta and eggs.
“forever being fucked in the car park”
note to self:
one must loose weight via mermaid activities, zumba activities, sexual activities, non-food related activities and walking-along-the-floor-on-my-bum-like-my-grandma-told-me-to activities.
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the dreams of an insomniac
“colour my life with the chaos of trouble”
we have so many affairs that are merely make-believe nothings. why do we create such nonsense only to drown in all our sorrow. this is not a boy meets girl, this is not a love story
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no light no light in your bright blue eyes
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December 2011
45 posts
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I will only love a wild thing
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2011:
I started out the year in the heartbreak hotel with purple hair and I learnt not to doubt myself. I partied myself out of that hotel and maintained the slutism and go hard or go home theories that usually result in some kind of unholy activity. I passed my first year of university and still never stopped partying. I got a couple of jobs and was living in the glorious overdraft of my trusty bank...
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got the whole city panicing
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I’m gona go out tonight because theres plenty of time to have early nights and live normally.
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