1. baby you gotta get under to get over

     
  2. i just had sex with a pirate and i aint even fucking about

     
  3. babes

    babes

     
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  6. The recent last days have been spent realising that it is wrong to doubt yourself or let others doubt you and at this stage in life things will not be handed to you on a plate, you’ve got to make it happen. I’ve made some new friends, spent £96 on alcohol and chewits and found my new favorite saturday night place. I have watched the old friends get bored of the predictability of their own consistent friends and insecurities. I have endured a few weird bendy activities such as Zumba and Yoga which will hopefully make me one of those super-bendy-velour-tracksuit-wearing Grandma’s.
I’m annoyed that I don’t know when my hair is going to be pink but otherwise I feel rather victorious that the moment arose to be horrible to the crybaby boy that thought it would be a wisecrack to attempt operation fuck-laura-over. He failed and is still a crybaby. I hate crybabies and thus, maintain a heartless exposure in order to never turn into a crybaby myself. We’re going to Brighton this weekend to smoke some shit on the beach and this has turned into a weird update on the stupid stuff I’ve been doing more recently to date.

    The recent last days have been spent realising that it is wrong to doubt yourself or let others doubt you and at this stage in life things will not be handed to you on a plate, you’ve got to make it happen. I’ve made some new friends, spent £96 on alcohol and chewits and found my new favorite saturday night place. I have watched the old friends get bored of the predictability of their own consistent friends and insecurities. I have endured a few weird bendy activities such as Zumba and Yoga which will hopefully make me one of those super-bendy-velour-tracksuit-wearing Grandma’s.

    I’m annoyed that I don’t know when my hair is going to be pink but otherwise I feel rather victorious that the moment arose to be horrible to the crybaby boy that thought it would be a wisecrack to attempt operation fuck-laura-over. He failed and is still a crybaby. I hate crybabies and thus, maintain a heartless exposure in order to never turn into a crybaby myself. We’re going to Brighton this weekend to smoke some shit on the beach and this has turned into a weird update on the stupid stuff I’ve been doing more recently to date.

     
  7. lachknscratch:

    how i wished it would be about me

     
  8. it is always the best people that are so bad for you.

     
  9. 5th night out this week and the barnet has gone mad

    5th night out this week and the barnet has gone mad

     
  10. an embarrassment to hussy’s everywhere in a home near you.

    an embarrassment to hussy’s everywhere in a home near you.

     
  11. ain’t it funny how sometimes you fall out of love with people or loose a friendship but you still know more or less everything about them.

     
  12. this week I have learnt:

    - do not be nice to people

    - the good guys never win

    - the bad boys always win

    - how it feels to be fucked and then fucked over due to all of the above

    - that halloumi cheese is good

    - that if you drink and smoke and loads you will die

    - that I am brilliant at making magazines

    and some other stuff.

     
  13. she’s living it up in another dreary disco town

     
  14. lolamagazine:

    by Laura Nicholls

    A big fashion inspiration this side of the New Year is the new movie ‘The Iron Lady’ where the darrrrling Meryl Streep undertakes the role of the Lady Margaret Thatcher our nations one and only woman Prime Minister. The tailored suits, the colour blue and the power of…

     
  15. Let me fuck the World off just for you